If there is one thing I appreciate in this life, it’s modesty.
We have no need of anything except the creature comforts and lots of them. Hallelujah.! Amen.! God bless you. Amen. Thank you. Hallelujah.
-Irwin M. Fletcher
I took this picture in Whole Foods. As soon as I finished taking this picture a Whole Foods employee told me to stop. Apparently, I was breaking one of their commandments.
Thou shalt not take pictures of our yuppie overpriced foods.
Maybe everything in their store has a soul. By taking the picture of that Sausage Power sign it can no longer go to heaven when it dies. Nah, I’m pretty sure they don’t allow photos because they’re dicks.
